Shopping Cart Hero

So spring break blows when you dont go anywhere,
Its even worse when you have a midterm the following monday

So to fill the time Ive been on Kongregate as usual
this weeks game is Shopping Cart Hero
And believe me its fuckin stupid,
you take your little poorly drawn kart down a hill
and your supposed to do tricks n shit to make money
you also get scored on your height and distance to make more cash
then like every other game you use the cash to make your cart better
I dont know what it is but the best part of the game
is smashing face first into the dirt
seeing the stick figure smash into the ground
and bleeding is kinda amusing but, thats me being sick
and it has achievements and stuff
but once i get them im probably never playing the game again
I wanna know why every game has stuff that gets upgraded on kongregate
i guess thats what keeps the little underage cybering trolls addicted to the site w.e

btw IM ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!